Wow. Just…wow. I’m surprised I could walk to the computer this morning, given what happened to me last night. I hooked up with a cute little Asian chick last night - courtesy of Adult Friend Finder - and she rode me like a mechanical bull! This chick was insatiable! We must have fucked five or six times last night, and that’s not counting the blowjobs I got between sessions. She liked it rough too - parking meters don’t get violated as much as she did! We’ve got another “date” set up for this week, and I’ve included a picture of her because I’m so proud of myself.

While you’re staring at her ass, just think of what it would be like to fuck it. Yeah, that’s why I had to soak in Epsom salts for an hour before posting this. Totally worth it!

Just got a call from a buddy of mine who used Camazon for the first time yesterday - he loved it! Had the time of his life with a super hot chick, but didn’t have time to explain the dirty details. Thankfully, he filled me in via email this morning, and it sounded so awesome that I decided to post it here. With his permission, of course.

Okay, so I went over to the Camazon girl’s place to pick her up - we were supposed to get a drink somewhere. She’s short and blond, with huge tits. I mean, HUGE. Just my type. She looked like she was ready to fall out of her dress and she started coming onto me as soon as she buzzed me into the lobby of her apartment complex. I could smell booze on her but she started rubbing up against me and whispered into my ear that she wanted to give me a blowjob. So I pulled her under the stairwell. She dropped to her knees and pulled out my dick, licking and sucking on it as I leaned back against the wall. We’re still in the lobby, keep in mind.

Finally I couldn’t take it anymore and I pulled her up to her feet, lifted up her dress, and slammed into her with everything I had. She wrapped her legs around me as I pulled the top of her dress down so I could nibble on her tits. I came within minutes and so did she and then we went back up to her place to fuck some more. We still haven’t gotten that drink. Thanks for hooking me up man. This chick is awesome.

If you want to have as good a time as my buddy did, check out Camazon!

Hey, remember that girl from Fling! who I mentioned in the “Sex Drive” update? The one who sent me that terrific email about blowing me in my car? Well, we took that long drive last night, and lemme tell ya, that girl sucked my cock like she was siphoning gasoline! It was amazing! Then we went back to her place and fucked like bunnies all night! I had to wrap my dick in kelp this morning just to keep it vital. I also got a really nice picture of her, which you’ll see below:

Click the pic and it’ll take you right to Fling! where you’ll meet all kinds of hot, horny chicks just like her! And if they ever ask you to drive them anywhere, take them up on it. Trust me on this one.

Hey guys! Thought I’d change things up a bit and share some pictures of a girl I’ve been slinging dick into; I met her through Fling! Can’t tell you her name, obviously, but I think this is a better introduction anyway.

There are soooo many horny girls like her on Fling!, it’s unbelievable! Follow the link in the first paragraph to see for yourself!

Hey guys! Went out with a girl from Fling! last night and had a ball. So did my date; in fact she had two (in her mouth, that is). But rather than brag about my hot, sweaty evening like I usually do, here’s an email she sent me this morning:

Hey baby! Thanks for the great time last night! What’re you doing next week? I’ve got a day off, so maybe we can go for a drive around the lake? Hehe, but it won’t be just any drive. As soon as we pull out of my driveway, I’m gonna unzip your pants and yank out your throbbing cock, then lean over and slide my mouth all the way down, until the tip hits my throat. Then I’ll add my hands, rubbing your balls as I throat your big cock over and over again. Think you can handle that without crashing or driving into the water? Hehe, I hope so. If you can keep your eyes on the road and not hit anything, I’ll even let you cum in my mouth. And I promise I’ll swallow. Sound good? Let me know if you’ll be available.

Wow! Forget Nola Darling, this is the girl who’s “gotta have it!” And I’m gonna give it to her, believe you me! Thanks again, Fling!

God in heaven, my ears and knees are killing me. But it was worth it!

Browsed Bang Match yesterday and talked to a lonely married chick who agreed to meet me at a concert some buddies of mine invited me to. So we get there, and after the opening band got a few songs into it, I spotted her. She was as hot as her picture, wearing a tank top and jeans cut low enough to leave her thong peeping out. I introduced myself and we started talking. She told me that it was hot inside the club, so we stepped outside. She led me around the corner and kissed me, and we started making out and feeling each other up. Her tits were big and soft, like her lips.

Anyway, she unzipped my pants as I yanked her jeans down and moved her little black thong to the side, then I started fucking her against the wall. She lifted herself up and wrapped her legs around me and we just rocked back and forth, building up speed as she fought to keep from moaning too loud. Until she came; she howled like a wolf when I hit her g-spot and pretty much milked my load out of me, although I shot it on her stomach since I wasn’t wrapped up.

The best part was, I missed the shitty opener and came back just as the headlining band took the stage! Lucky me! Thanks, Bang Match!

So I hopped back on Fling! last night and man, did I score huge. I met this hot girl who works as a waitress in a place near my house, so I met her there after what had been a long shift for her. She was pretty frustrated and needed to blow off some steam, so she invited me back to her apartment for a drinks. We both got pretty buzzed and started making out, and immediately all her energy converted straight to horniness. I hadn’t even peeled her shirt all the way off before she’d taken my cock out and started to stroke it. And suck it. Before I knew what was happening, we were sprawled out on her couch in a 69, trading licks like we’d known each other for years.

Finally, we got the rest of our clothes off and I bent her over the couch for some hard doggy. She was moaning and screaming the whole time, and even reached back and stuck a finger in her ass! That one caught me off guard; she didn’t seem like the type. After about 15 minutes of that, she yanked herself off my hog and slammed it back in her mouth, determined to swallow my cum. At least, I hope that’s what she wanted, because I went off like a pressure washer down her throat.

I slept over at her place and we fucked a couple more times. I must have cut quite an impressive figure, because she told me I can eat for free at her restaurant when she’s working, provided I order her for dessert. Thanks, Fling!

Man, was last night ever a doozy! I took this chick from Adult Friend Finder out to see Indy 4 (her idea, she’s got a thing for Harrison Ford). As the film progressed, I put my arm around her and she immediately responded by kissing my cheek with her big, soft lips. As soon as she did this, she took my hand and guided it onto her thigh, and nibbled on my ear a little. Kids, I’m a sucker for that.

So I took some initiative and slid my hand between her legs, rubbing her hot spot briskly while she wriggled in her seat, trying to keep quiet. I was so caught up in what I was doing that I never saw her reach into her handbag and whip out a napkin. Before I knew what was happening, she slid her hand under my jeans and slipped her napkin around the head of my cock. Of course, I was harder than Chinese algebra by this point, so it was easy to find. I nearly melted into my chair when she pulled out my dick and stroked around the head. I popped like a balloon after about 10 minutes - it must have been nerves - but she was there to catch it in her napkin. God bless Adult Friend Finder.

So does anyone know how Indy 4 ended?

Hey guys!

Christ, it’s been a while. I’m a busy man these days, what with work and booze and ladies and all, but I figured a quick update was in order.

I’ve been hounding Wild Match lately because every woman I’ve picked up from that site has been a fiend, no doubt about it. I’ve been fucking this one chick, a cute Asian kindergarten teacher, pretty steadily, and last night was particularly crazy. She came over for a drink which of course led to fooling around, and she asked me if I wanted a surprise. “Sure,” I said, and she swatted the condom right out of my hand (I usually wear one just to be on the safe side).

So she hops on my cock and starts riding me bareback - I have to say, I’m not used to having sex without a rubber. It felt incredible! So anyway, she’s riding me and says to let her know when I’m gonna pop my nut. After a few more minutes, less than usual because I was unprotected, I let her know and she hopped off my cock and stuck it right in her mouth, sucking on me like a diabetic drinking an insulin milkshake. Then I started to cum…. REALLY HARD. I was shaking like a paint mixer and I thought my goddamn central nervous system had exploded out of my cock. I literally could not move for about 5-10 minutes. She wore me right the fuck out.

And to think, I never would have met this girl without Wild Match.

So, I haven’t been posting too much lately but I sure as hell have been busy on Fling.com! I’m not sure if its the video chats where you can watch girls nude almost ALL day long or the abundance of smoking hot chicks in my area but I’m definitely in love with this site. I’ve never had as much fun on a adult dating site then I have with Fling. If you guys haven’t tried out this site yet, you really need to. Look, you can signup for free and browse around the members section of the site, check out how many local girls you see, etc. Once you signup, you will immediately become attached and highly addicted.

Guys, go signup here and tell me what you think of this site by leaving some comments on this post. It’s an easy two-step signup process which will only take a couple minutes, max!