Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Once again, work is kicking my ass and keeping me from boasting about my tawdry sexual exploits as much as I like, but goddammit, today is all about sex! And not in the stupid modern way where you bribe your girlfriend into sucking your dick with a diamond broach or gold pants or what-have-you; I’m talking about the sweaty, heavy-breathing, Roman kinda thing, which is the basis of Valentine’s Day anyway (apparently it was originally a Roman fertility holiday called Lupercalia, so you can imagine what went on).

I’ve got a date for tonight - met her on Fling! - and she’s coming over here with a bottle of wine and hopefully the urge to fuck, because the picture she sent me has left me with an all-day boner that I’ve gotta put to good use. Slamming it in and out of her various holes should do the trick. Here’s a snippet from her picture:

Wow. Don’t wait up, guys. If you’re single this year, check out Fling! and see if you can’t find someone to keep you company. Or if nothing else, Naked.com has webcams that will keep you up all night!

Gotta go shower. Keep checkin’ in!

Wow, it has been FOREVER since I posted here! Sorry about that, dudes - the holidays kicked my ass this year, in both good and bad ways. But now that the weather is colder and I’m out of delicious, distracting egg nog, I might as well post here and let y’all know how my New Year’s went.

I hooked up with this chick from Fling! and she invited me to a New Year’s party with some people from her office. Now normally I’m not one to go out partying on a major drinking holiday with people I don’t know well, but would you say no to this ass?

That’s what I thought. So anyway, I go to this party with her and it’s okay - I take it easy on the hooch this year because, as you may have gathered from that fine, fine ass, I want to remember this New Year’s, ya know? Her friends from work were cool, a little dull, but nice people who knew how to throw a casual shindig. Still, by maybe 10 she was getting antsy, so we decided to cut out early and head back to my place to, erm, watch the ball drop. Or rather, the balls. Into her mouth. And that’s not the only place they went that night, either. Click the picture to check out Fling! and sign yourself up!

Damn! You know this girl was with me on Friday, because look how much she got paid!

Sorry, just had to share that one. This chick’s in law school and was looking for a gavel to bang on the down-low, so she made a profile on Fling! and I just happened to come across her. Well, that part came later. Well…uh…you know what I mean. I messaged her suggesting we meet up for a drink and she countered by inviting me over to her apartment since her roommate was out of town for the weekend. Hard to resist that kind of invitation. So I head over to her place and she answers the door in a black mini-dress and that necklace, which is all she was wearing about ten minutes later when we were bumpin’ uglies (or in her case, hotties) on her queen-sized bed. I’d like to think that I gave her some experience in front of a hung jury, and she definitely grilled me on the stand. Click on the picture to be sent to Fling! and find a horny chick for yourself!

Man, Fling! never lets me down. This chick I hooked up with wanted to go hiking and insisted that I come along. I’m not really an outdoorsy kinda guy, really, but she’s cute as hell - red hair, nice body, kind of a smart ass - so I decided to man up and brave the natural world for a couple of hours. What I hadn’t figured out was that she liked to fuck outside, but it dawned on me as soon as we ventured into the woods and she started pulling off clothes. Then she started pulling mine off. Then, not to put too fine a point on it, I had her screaming up against a tree with my dick in her ass. But enough story time. Here’s a picture of her undressing, and it’ll lead right to Fling! if you click on it. Have fun!

Hey, remember that girl from Fling! who I mentioned in the “Sex Drive” update? The one who sent me that terrific email about blowing me in my car? Well, we took that long drive last night, and lemme tell ya, that girl sucked my cock like she was siphoning gasoline! It was amazing! Then we went back to her place and fucked like bunnies all night! I had to wrap my dick in kelp this morning just to keep it vital. I also got a really nice picture of her, which you’ll see below:

Click the pic and it’ll take you right to Fling! where you’ll meet all kinds of hot, horny chicks just like her! And if they ever ask you to drive them anywhere, take them up on it. Trust me on this one.

Hey guys! Thought I’d change things up a bit and share some pictures of a girl I’ve been slinging dick into; I met her through Fling! Can’t tell you her name, obviously, but I think this is a better introduction anyway.

There are soooo many horny girls like her on Fling!, it’s unbelievable! Follow the link in the first paragraph to see for yourself!

Hey guys! Went out with a girl from Fling! last night and had a ball. So did my date; in fact she had two (in her mouth, that is). But rather than brag about my hot, sweaty evening like I usually do, here’s an email she sent me this morning:

Hey baby! Thanks for the great time last night! What’re you doing next week? I’ve got a day off, so maybe we can go for a drive around the lake? Hehe, but it won’t be just any drive. As soon as we pull out of my driveway, I’m gonna unzip your pants and yank out your throbbing cock, then lean over and slide my mouth all the way down, until the tip hits my throat. Then I’ll add my hands, rubbing your balls as I throat your big cock over and over again. Think you can handle that without crashing or driving into the water? Hehe, I hope so. If you can keep your eyes on the road and not hit anything, I’ll even let you cum in my mouth. And I promise I’ll swallow. Sound good? Let me know if you’ll be available.

Wow! Forget Nola Darling, this is the girl who’s “gotta have it!” And I’m gonna give it to her, believe you me! Thanks again, Fling!

So I hopped back on Fling! last night and man, did I score huge. I met this hot girl who works as a waitress in a place near my house, so I met her there after what had been a long shift for her. She was pretty frustrated and needed to blow off some steam, so she invited me back to her apartment for a drinks. We both got pretty buzzed and started making out, and immediately all her energy converted straight to horniness. I hadn’t even peeled her shirt all the way off before she’d taken my cock out and started to stroke it. And suck it. Before I knew what was happening, we were sprawled out on her couch in a 69, trading licks like we’d known each other for years.

Finally, we got the rest of our clothes off and I bent her over the couch for some hard doggy. She was moaning and screaming the whole time, and even reached back and stuck a finger in her ass! That one caught me off guard; she didn’t seem like the type. After about 15 minutes of that, she yanked herself off my hog and slammed it back in her mouth, determined to swallow my cum. At least, I hope that’s what she wanted, because I went off like a pressure washer down her throat.

I slept over at her place and we fucked a couple more times. I must have cut quite an impressive figure, because she told me I can eat for free at her restaurant when she’s working, provided I order her for dessert. Thanks, Fling!

So, I haven’t been posting too much lately but I sure as hell have been busy on Fling.com! I’m not sure if its the video chats where you can watch girls nude almost ALL day long or the abundance of smoking hot chicks in my area but I’m definitely in love with this site. I’ve never had as much fun on a adult dating site then I have with Fling. If you guys haven’t tried out this site yet, you really need to. Look, you can signup for free and browse around the members section of the site, check out how many local girls you see, etc. Once you signup, you will immediately become attached and highly addicted.

Guys, go signup here and tell me what you think of this site by leaving some comments on this post. It’s an easy two-step signup process which will only take a couple minutes, max!

I’m sorry I haven’t been posting guys but I’m moving to my new place this week!

And let me just tell you guys, I have been blowing up with girls on Fling.com these passed two weeks. I have taken three dates and fucked two of them within an hour! If you’re looking for a quick NSA fuck, you’ve got to check out Fling. I love this site more and more everyday and my new webcam is being put to use quite a bit!

I’ll be back shortly to discribe my recent exploits of Fling, Talk to you guys soon!