Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Once again, work is kicking my ass and keeping me from boasting about my tawdry sexual exploits as much as I like, but goddammit, today is all about sex! And not in the stupid modern way where you bribe your girlfriend into sucking your dick with a diamond broach or gold pants or what-have-you; I’m talking about the sweaty, heavy-breathing, Roman kinda thing, which is the basis of Valentine’s Day anyway (apparently it was originally a Roman fertility holiday called Lupercalia, so you can imagine what went on).

I’ve got a date for tonight - met her on Fling! - and she’s coming over here with a bottle of wine and hopefully the urge to fuck, because the picture she sent me has left me with an all-day boner that I’ve gotta put to good use. Slamming it in and out of her various holes should do the trick. Here’s a snippet from her picture:

Wow. Don’t wait up, guys. If you’re single this year, check out Fling! and see if you can’t find someone to keep you company. Or if nothing else, Naked.com has webcams that will keep you up all night!

Gotta go shower. Keep checkin’ in!

Wow, it has been FOREVER since I posted here! Sorry about that, dudes - the holidays kicked my ass this year, in both good and bad ways. But now that the weather is colder and I’m out of delicious, distracting egg nog, I might as well post here and let y’all know how my New Year’s went.

I hooked up with this chick from Fling! and she invited me to a New Year’s party with some people from her office. Now normally I’m not one to go out partying on a major drinking holiday with people I don’t know well, but would you say no to this ass?

That’s what I thought. So anyway, I go to this party with her and it’s okay - I take it easy on the hooch this year because, as you may have gathered from that fine, fine ass, I want to remember this New Year’s, ya know? Her friends from work were cool, a little dull, but nice people who knew how to throw a casual shindig. Still, by maybe 10 she was getting antsy, so we decided to cut out early and head back to my place to, erm, watch the ball drop. Or rather, the balls. Into her mouth. And that’s not the only place they went that night, either. Click the picture to check out Fling! and sign yourself up!

Wow, has it really been over a month? Sheesh! Time for me to dust the cobwebs off this thing and update, huh? It’s been crazy lately, what with work making sure I have long days and horny chicks making sure I have long nights - I’m lucky I have enough time to breathe, let alone keep my readers posted on my sexcapades. There have been so many I don’t know where to begin, so here’s a new porn site I just found out about. This should keep you all busy while I whittle down the past month’s worth of encounters and pick the best ones to share here. The site is called Molly’s Life and it follows this hot blonde chick around as she meets, hangs out with, and fucks her girlfriends. Molly’s got a nice set of cans and a tight little spankable ass, and like any hot chick she has tons of equally hot friends who are as horny as she is! Hell, sometimes they give her a run for her money when they run for her pussy!

Here’s a picture of her to give you all an idea of how supremely fuckable she is, and you can click on the bolded link above to take a tour of her website! I signed up not too long ago and highly recommend it. She updates a lot, and it seems like she cums harder every time she and a girlfriend get busy. Check her site out!

Hello, all! Work’s been piling up, so I haven’t had too many chances to update recently, but I had a fun little encounter through Camazon that I felt like sharing.

Fast forward through me meeting the girl online, arranging a time to meet in person, and picking her up. We stopped at a Sheetz because I needed some green tea, but she told me to follow her to the bathroom. Lots of unsexy things happen in bathrooms, so I was a little put out until I walked in and found her already naked. I locked the door and she pounced, kissing me harder than I’ve ever been kissed. Then she immediately lowered my zipper and took my cock in her mouth.

She gave me a deep, sloppy blowjob (seriously sloppy, like strings-of-drool-everywhere sloppy), then she stood up and bent over the toilet and told me to fuck her. This was pretty insane, for me. I’m used to beds and hallways and parking lots and cars, and even a movie theatre once, but I’ve never fucked standing over a Sheetz toilet before. It was amazing; I slammed my cock into her balls-deep on the first thrust and we just kept going from there. I don’t know how the other customers ignored the screaming, especially when she demanded that I stick it in her ass. I wasn’t too sure about that one myself, given how icky public bathrooms can be, but she wasn’t giving me too many options, so I did, and it was awesome. She came first, then I did, busting out like a geyser all across her ass.

I never did get that green tea, but I got bathroom anal from a hot girl I barely knew. Awesome. Thanks, Camazon!

So there’s a girl on Wild Match who works at this small restaurant near where I live. We were chatting it up and she invited me down there on a day she was working. She even offered to give me the employee discount! Lord knows I love me some cheaper-than-it-should-be food. Especially Greek food. Anyway, the spanikopita was delicious, but in all honesty I barely tasted it. She looked so much yummier in her tight black slacks and red collared shirt. I had the hardest time keeping my mind and eyes off her ass - slacks have a way of shaping a girl’s butt, ya know?

Anyway, when I was done she invited me to come drink at the bar until her shift ended, so I was nicely buzzed by the time she clocked out. We walked back to my place and had coffee, and when I’d sobered up a little bit, she pounced. Clothes came flying off as she attacked my cock with her lips and tongue (but not teeth!) and trapped it between her big tits while she sucked on the head. I was barely able to contain myself! Then she hopped on me and rode my cock like a Pegasus until she came all over it, then rolled off and begged me to fuck her from behind. To make a long story short, we fell asleep fucking, then woke up and continued. After coffee, that is. I have GOT to send Starbucks a thank-you card. And Wild Match, too.

Damn! You know this girl was with me on Friday, because look how much she got paid!

Sorry, just had to share that one. This chick’s in law school and was looking for a gavel to bang on the down-low, so she made a profile on Fling! and I just happened to come across her. Well, that part came later. Well…uh…you know what I mean. I messaged her suggesting we meet up for a drink and she countered by inviting me over to her apartment since her roommate was out of town for the weekend. Hard to resist that kind of invitation. So I head over to her place and she answers the door in a black mini-dress and that necklace, which is all she was wearing about ten minutes later when we were bumpin’ uglies (or in her case, hotties) on her queen-sized bed. I’d like to think that I gave her some experience in front of a hung jury, and she definitely grilled me on the stand. Click on the picture to be sent to Fling! and find a horny chick for yourself!

Hey guys! Never done this before, but I’m updating as I’m about to score! I met this girl through Amateur Match - she’s in the shower right now. We met up at a club down the street from her apartment but we didn’t stay there long. She told me she was gonna suck my dick so hard it would cave my head in! I think she’d had a few when she said it. I was throwing ‘em back pretty hard, so who knows. We had some fun with her camera before she jumped in the shower, so click her picture (I blacked her face out for privacy purposes, even though I’ll be whiting it out later); it’ll take you to Amateur Match where you can do this for yourself!

Shit, gotta run! The shower just turned off, and we’re both turned on! Seeya later!

Ow, my back. I think I threw it out fucking this girl I met through Adult Friend Finder. I think she said she was a dancer, or something like that. We were both pretty drunk, so God only knows. We met through the site, decided to grab a drink together and, for the first time in a while, I actually had the drink with the girl before banging her. We both had a pretty healthy buzz going, so we got a cab back to her apartment - we made out in the backseat of that cab the whole time. Poor cabbie. I can only imagine what he had to listen to. We tipped well, so at least he was somewhat recompensed.

But enough about him. This chick and I made out on the steps of her building, again in the elevator, and all bets were off once she slammed her door behind us and locked it. By that point, adrenalin had killed off some of the buzz, so we just went apeshit on each other. For about four hours, there wasn’t a point where my cock wasn’t in her mouth, her pussy, or her ass (sometimes one right after the other), and I think she sucked all the hair off my balls! This girl was crazy! I have her number, and I might just call her again if I strike out one of these nights.

And yes, before you ask, I did sneak a picture of her ass. Click on it; it takes you right to Adult Friend Finder!

Man, Fling! never lets me down. This chick I hooked up with wanted to go hiking and insisted that I come along. I’m not really an outdoorsy kinda guy, really, but she’s cute as hell - red hair, nice body, kind of a smart ass - so I decided to man up and brave the natural world for a couple of hours. What I hadn’t figured out was that she liked to fuck outside, but it dawned on me as soon as we ventured into the woods and she started pulling off clothes. Then she started pulling mine off. Then, not to put too fine a point on it, I had her screaming up against a tree with my dick in her ass. But enough story time. Here’s a picture of her undressing, and it’ll lead right to Fling! if you click on it. Have fun!

This week had something a little different in store for me - a MILF. Well, she didn’t have kids, so the M- part wasn’t there, but the -ILF part certainly was! I’m guessing she was in her late 30s or early 40s, but she looked at least ten years younger than that. The lady’s stacked like a plate of waffles. I met up with her on Camazon and agreed to stop by her place for lunch while her husband was at work.

I had a sneaking suspicion she had more than lunch in mind for me, so I was already hard with anticipation when I rang her doorbell. She opened the door in an apron and stockings, and that was it. Jackpot! She dragged me into the house, got on her knees and blew me without saying so much as “hello.” Well, I guess that was a hello in and of itself.

Anyway, she honked on Bobo for a hot minute, then she produced some lube, and smeared it generously on my cock. She arched an eyebrow at me, and for some reason I thought she was signaling for anal. Sure enough, I was right. She went down on all fours, I applied a little lube to her ass, and inched my way in. She gasped with pain at first, but it soon turned to moans of pleasure as I pumped her tight asshole like a bellows. Good times!

Oh, and if her husband is reading this, sorry dude. Please don’t track me down and kill me. You couldn’t resist her, so why expect it from me?